-( it starts with lincoln and leni outside of their house)
-lincoln: ok, leni. Let me show you one more time, but this time, more direct, so you're get it more. ( he grabs some flowers, hands it to leni, and shakes her hands, as they start ringing)
- leni: hey, i'm hearing it! ( cuts to the stem of the flower ringing like a bell) this is totes fun, lincoln. I gotta show luna this! ( she starts to dance to the ringing, shaking her body as lincoln sees more flowers on a tree)
-lincoln: hey leni, have you seen flowers on a tree before?
-leni: no. I've seen apples and coconuts, and lovely hearts.
-Lincoln: ew, no. we got to check this out! ( they start to climb the tree as lisa walks outside and sees them)
-lisa: i don't really prefer if this is any of my business to step in. But uh...what are you two older siblings doing?
-leni: ( Lincoln climbs above her) hey lisa, me and Lincoln are getting flowers out of a tree.
-lisa: that's nonsense! Although that would be kinda interesting to study the roots of a tree capable of mass-producing the Patel form of the ground pla...
-lincoln: forget that noise! Leni, lisa! You gotta come up gere! You're not gonna believe it! ( leni and lisa climb up the tree, as they soon enter inside...) A treehouse! A secret treehouse!
-leni: o-m-gosh, linky, this is so cool! Did mom or dad build this for you?
-lisa: correct questioning, as it's no form of holiday, and i haven't seen either care-taker complete Construction.
-lincoln: you're right. In fact, i never seen this place before new that i think about.
-leni: hmmm, oh, maybe it's a magic treehouse! You know, since it's now here, maybe it can do tricks. Hey, linky, tell him to sit up for me!
-lincoln: him?! I never knew you can make direct genders these days.
-lisa: lincoln, you're a fool. Leni, you're a bigger fool. And to both, there are no such things as magic treehouses. Why, treehouses don't just pop out of nowhere.
-Lincoln: wow, you're a buzzkill.
-leni: yeah, how mean! C'mon lincoln! Let's do some magic!
-lincoln: hmmm, well, ronnie anne taught me this magic trick, where you say random words and random things happen.
-lisa: she got that from bobby? ( lincoln nods) of course.
-leni: let me say. Walla, walla, washington!
-lisa: uneducated fool!
-lincoln: hmmm....me being bad luck was a great idea!
-leni: lincoln, no! We said sorry like 50 times over...( the treehouse shakes and rumbles) o-m-gosh! Earthquake
-lisa: that's preposterous! There havent been an earthquake in royal woods for 15 years, and won't be another for 10!
-Lincoln: ( sees the sky changing colors) guys, i don't think this is an earthquake!
-leni: (sigh) what a great dream now!
-lincoln: no! It's a...( the treehouse disappears as it falls down a lighting fast well) NIGHTMARE!!! ( the three scream as leni cries for mercy from the lord of despair, as the treehouse snaps into a world of an ace savy comic book) whoa!!! This is totally awesome!
-leni: ( looks around the night city) i...i don't know.
-lisa: ( in panic mode) what happened?! Whe...where are we?! What kind of nightmare trip are we in?
-lincoln: we're in the world of ace savy!! ( drools happily) oh kong, what a delight! Look around girls! Why, i think we're in issue 528! The new change of ace savy. More edge and gore! My liking!
-leni: g...go..gore?!?! ( she looks around as she sees the road filled with gun holes, blood, and 'salt', as foul words are filled all over the wall) you...you actually like this stuff, lincoln?
-lincoln: i'm an 11 year old boy. Who wouldn't like this? ( leni, scared, looks backwards as she sees a grown, detailed man, dirty, and foul, pointing a white-dipping knife at her)
-creep: you wanna join the finders, toots?
-leni: (screams as she grabs her shoe and hits him with it) get away from me, you gross freak of nature! ( grabs lincoln and lisa) it's time to go NOW!! ( they all jump in the treehouse)
-lincoln: hey, come on leni! It's just art!
-leni: lincoln, you DON'T want to upset me when i'm already upset!
-lincoln: point taken. See, lisa, told ya this was a magic treehouse.
-lisa: you know HOW to control the treehouse?
-leni: well, let me see if i can make it work. Lori and bobby are the best while luna and sam are the worst!
-lisa: what's with you two and...( the treehouse shakes, rumbles, and disappears as it snaps into a Department store filled with clothes) well, this is...better.
-lincoln: ugh! I hate clothes shopping!
-lisa: considering you hate to wear pants, i believe that.
-leni: ( in shock, scans the store) o...m..GOSH!! ( runs into a rack filled with clothes) i'm in fashion heaven! All the fantastic ideas for new fashions designs i can come with...i don't know which one to start with.
-lisa: i do. Back in the treehouse. Come on, leni.
-leni: what the?! No way! We were already stuck in Lincoln's scary looking world, and i wanna be in my happy fashionable little bubble!
-lincoln: stuck in...you dragged me out of it! This is the pure definition of legal torture, and i still wanna sue you over this!
-leni: ( now is wearing a long sky blue skirt and tan snow boots with a necklace) guys, whatta you think? Totes cute, right? ( lincoln winks, if you get the gag, to the audience, as lisa facepalms and drags leni back in the treehouse) hey, hey, lisa! Come on, now!
-lisa: slight apologies to my more slight form of transportation, older sister. But, i, far one, am now willing and ready to try out the trick behind the treehouse, if only for how i can't stand another min of this place.
-lincoln: tell me about it, lisa. Very dull and boring.
-leni: fine! Where do you wanna go?
-lisa: a world filled with wonder, enchantment, and enlightenment.
-lincoln ( gasp) disneyland?!
-lisa: what the?! No! ( clear throat) i'm the best and most entertaining loud in the family!
-lincoln: i'm...not even gonna question that. ( the treehouse shakes and rumbles as it disappears. It snaps as they land underneath a microscope, and the kids step on a giant glass plate)
-lisa: now THIS is what i call magical! What types of unknown and overly-dangerous bacteria could i study?
-lincoln: dangerous bacteria?! Lisa, are you crazy?! You're gonna get us all the flu!
-lisa: affirmative, older brother. Which is why i suggest you two to stay back in the treehouse while i conduct multiple, multiple painful and hazardous experiments on the bacteria.
-leni: that's gross, lisa! Why, who would ever want to hang around something as 'groty' as germs! ( she then feels something sticky as she sees giant dipping germs)
-germ: what was that, you brat?! ( leni screams as they grab her as another germ shuts her mouth) when we get her on OUR side, we'll do you two punks next!
-lisa: e-god! You must be the powerful geratilo bacteria pack!
-germ: yeah, what's it to ya? Say...i know you! ( the other germs grabs lisa as she tires to fight back, but can't) you're that loud brat who picks apart my family like vegetables! ( lincoln's shocked, as he tries to put on his ace savy outfit) how'll ya feel about us dissecting YOU?! ( lisa gets scared as leni cries for help)
-lincoln: you leave my sisters alone!
-germs: what?! ( shows lincoln in an ace savy outift)
-lisa: Lincoln?
-leni: linky! I mean, it's ace savy! Help us out please! I'm sorry i made fun of you!
-germ: bring it on, you caped brat! ( the germs run onto Lincoln, as they battle it out until Lincoln ties the germs up in a ball. The kids hug each other as leni sees a germ hand about to slice lincoln's leg. Leni grabs her necklace and ties the hand up. The kids run back in the treehouse as the germs untangle)
-lincoln: ( out of breath) uh..uh..m..my bon bon's useless!
-leni: linky! Dont say that! ( the treehouse shakes and rumbles as it disappears. It snaps back on the tree at home, as the kids fall out, and sees the treehouse magically disappear. The tree it was on slowly disappear with it)
-lisa: what...what happened?! It was just there a min. ago!
-leni: magic, lisa. Nothing but pure magic.
